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Hobnob...You're welcome. I thought...<b>Dee said...<br />Hobnob...You're welcome. I thought I'd throw out some answers to your questions (in my personal opinion) since they didn't seem to be being answered elsewhere. Those who can't have a rational discussion are not worthy of engaging. <br />I thought Genesis according to Hobnob was funny and God is not going to smite you down with a lightning bolt, lol. We need to have a sense of humor and I think God must have one too. After all, he did create the platypus!</b><br /><br />You are most welcome <br />~puts away rubber boots~<br /><br />Whoever created the platypus has a wicked sense of humor, i can see it now, there is god, knackered after a hard day creating and looking at the left over bits.<br /><br />"Ok i got a bill, some fur and some webbed feet, let's stick them togeather. This'll makes them think hehe"<br /><br />After a think and a cookie he looks in his jars of icky bits and sundry doodahs.<br /><br />"Hmm these bits are too good to waste, what can i do with them? Hmmm, let's see. Right, 2 legs is good, 4 legs is better, 8 has to be pretty amazing. <br />i have a beak let's stick that on this bag of left over jello and it has room for 8 legs except it is gonna be a bit odd on land and will probably fall over a lot so let's bung it in the sea, it can't fall over and will be able to run/swim pretty fast. <br />Since it doesn't have bones i got a lot of extra space to fill so how many brains can i squeeze in"<br /><br />After a bit of pushing and shoving god squeezed in 9 brains and with a bit of tinkering gave each leg, nah, let's make them arms, that'll really confuse man seeing an animal walking on it's arms, a brain to play with.<br />I got a bit more room left over for hearts so let's shove in 3 and just hope they never become vampires cos that's an awful lot of stakes and those aren't easily found at the bottom of the sea."<br /><br />As he wrote a note recording what he had done he knocked over his bottle of ink, since the nearest thing he had to hand was the bag of jello plus attachments he used that to soak up the mess (he also figured it would be handy when the bag of jello learns to write and really confuse man)<br /><br />On looking at the resulting animal (jello bag plus attachments) he pondered on what to call it.<br />He decided it had to have octo in it since that meant 8 and would explain the legs, well arms.<br />An octo was a silly name for an animal so he rummaged in a nearby bag of letters and said he would call it whatever the first 3 letters were plus octo.<br />After several tries he realised he needed to add vowels to the bag since an octozjx was a bit of a mouthful unless you were east european.<br />After a few more tries and several coffees he came up with octopus and saw that it was good (plus when he tossed it up it stuck to the ceiling which would be a cool prank to play on his wife)<br /><br />Then, being male and with a few bits still left over that he couldn't squeeze into the bag of jello, he wondered if he could make a turbo version after all, who can resist something sleek and fast and thus the squid came about.<br />He saw this was good and headed off to the beach to race squid with his mates.<br /><br /><br />Tania Cadoganhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06511272355142175684noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7164794708270892518.post-82476705294693415852013-01-08T16:02:35.451-05:002013-01-08T16:02:35.451-05:00Hobnob...You're welcome. I thought I'd th...Hobnob...You're welcome. I thought I'd throw out some answers to your questions (in my personal opinion) since they didn't seem to be being answered elsewhere. Those who can't have a rational discussion are not worthy of engaging. <br />I thought Genesis according to Hobnob was funny and God is not going to smite you down with a lightning bolt, lol. We need to have a sense of humor and I think God must have one too. After all, he did create the platypus!Deenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7164794708270892518.post-24663416694304007102013-01-08T13:02:44.889-05:002013-01-08T13:02:44.889-05:00Thank you Dee for taking the time to talk about yo...Thank you Dee for taking the time to talk about your own personal belief and how it came about.<br /><br />Everyone who has a faith will have come to it in their own unique way.<br /><br />Some are rabid and extremist in their faith, others, like yourself are open to all belief systems after all If god created everything and is everywhere then by default he could be a tree, a volcano, a rock, an animal.<br />It would be within his power to be what he thought was appropriate for the locals and is still god whatever name they give him/her/it.Tania Cadoganhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06511272355142175684noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7164794708270892518.post-4473424034990754972013-01-08T11:45:59.128-05:002013-01-08T11:45:59.128-05:00Hi Hobnobette,
Loved your "odd ode"
I t...Hi Hobnobette,<br /><br />Loved your "odd ode"<br />I thought that it was creative and original.<br /><br />Triggernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7164794708270892518.post-34517855829583814962013-01-08T04:57:57.800-05:002013-01-08T04:57:57.800-05:00john said...
Hobs
Dick Francis does like his beef...<b>john said...<br />Hobs<br /><br />Dick Francis does like his beef?</b><br /><br />Ding Ding Ding<br /><br />You win a gold star.<br /><br />He loves beef, in one book (Longshot) he seems to live pretty much solely on beef sarnies in various forms.(he makes a neat shepherds pie with defrosted ones)<br /><br />I wonder if the undercurrant of food that runs through his books is a leftover from his racing days.<br />I know his books are thrillers revolving around horseracing and horses in general and jockeys have a battle to keep their weight down.<br />It seems though, as soon as he stopped racing and didn't have to worry about weight his love of food was released.<br />It shows in his writing.<br /><br />Tania Cadoganhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06511272355142175684noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7164794708270892518.post-10692275452240093412013-01-08T04:27:04.221-05:002013-01-08T04:27:04.221-05:00Fab if not a little freaky ...Fab if not a little freaky ...John Mc Gowanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00430624388902099338noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7164794708270892518.post-22917930754775751972013-01-07T20:03:40.644-05:002013-01-07T20:03:40.644-05:00Hobs
Dick Francis does like his beef?Hobs<br /><br />Dick Francis does like his beef?John Mc Gowanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00430624388902099338noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7164794708270892518.post-36254332098630165752013-01-07T19:36:26.504-05:002013-01-07T19:36:26.504-05:00Speaking of advocating for the dark side, Anne, we...Speaking of advocating for the dark side, Anne, we're getting tired of your numerous roboposting again. You offer blanket generalizations and personal rants, but no Statement Analysis. <br /><br />You promised to leave, and didn't. You are baiting and belittling Trigger on another thread, hon. You seem to seek out and thrive on conflict. Your posts say more about you than you realize.<br /><br />Why don't you take a break from name calling and have a nice cup of tea?Lemonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15905461861488930140noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7164794708270892518.post-64554695209654230462013-01-07T18:11:50.537-05:002013-01-07T18:11:50.537-05:00All peas must be approached with the utmost cautio...All peas must be approached with the utmost caution and if in doubt whether it is safe or not wave a black pudding in their vicinity using safety tongs and watch for any movement.<br />And please be aware and very careful of those escapeas that leap out of the pack, pan or colander or roll off your fork and disappear under the cupboards.<br />They just bide their time until there are enough of them under there to mount a full-scale attack.<br />Beware, consuming large amounts of vampire peas can result in a build up of the phermone that attracts the weresprout.<br />Innocuous looking vegetables that can have deadly effects on the population.<br />Dissguised as baby cabbage they lull the victim into a false sense of security. <br />Everyone loves babies don't they?<br />The victim thus eats the dreaded veg not realising until too late they have ingested a weresprout.<br />On contact with the stomach they change from an innocent veg into a weapon of mass destruction causing the victim to emit noxious gases thus infecting those in the surrounding area with gullibilty as well as nausea leaving them open to the suggestion that these small green vegetables, are in fact, a harmless baby cabbage and good for you and not a dreaded weresprout.<br />It also has an abilty to use disguises such as chestnuts and bacon and can survive being mashed, fried or sliced<br />Children are ideal for detecting the presence of a weresprout as they cannot be fooled by appearances and so tend, on detecting said vegetable, to resort to hiding it in the dog or in pockets.<br />This is vital to the survival of the weresprout as without exposure to darkness in pockets or the inside of a dog they shrivel up and die off.<br />The ingestion of the weresprout and its passage through the dog's digestive tract is part of the lifecycle.<br />For many years scientists thought the dog then pooped out weresprout seeds and the cycle continued.<br />Tests were conducted in labs (and also yorkshire terriers and alsations) to see just how they reproduced.<br />It was finally proven they reproduced not by seeds but pollen spread by the noxious gases. <br />That is why sometimes you find the weresprout in strange places other than the usual pockets of kids or the dog's bed.Tania Cadoganhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06511272355142175684noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7164794708270892518.post-68906674402391704542013-01-07T18:11:46.147-05:002013-01-07T18:11:46.147-05:00one of my fave waffles
Frozen peas can be vicious...one of my fave waffles<br /><br />Frozen peas can be vicious lil buggers you know. <br />It's because they are so used to being used on sprains, strains and so on that caused a genetic mutation.<br />Over the years they came to depend on such injuries for sustenance and to help them breed, meaning, that these days they have learned to deliberately cause accidents to enable them to survive.<br />Favorite places are supermarkets where they like to lurk at the bottom of freezers causing their victim to lean in..<br />Individual peas working togeather as as a gang then grab the victim by their hands pulling them into the depths of the freezer where they proceed to pile on top of the victim stopping them from escaping whilst they feed.<br />Embarrassment causes the victim to blush, bringing blood closer to the skin surface and making feeding easier so they don't have to bite very hard with their pea fangs. <br />As a result is there are now more vampire peas that go around in packs than there are individuals. <br />They have far more success as a pack than as individuals or small gang (called a serving) and most bags of peas will, these days, have at least a handful of vampire peas inside them..<br />It is very hard to differentiate between the normal pack of frozen peas and the vampire ones as they tend to look very similar, but, should they get the slightest whiff of blood or they are approached too closely without protective gloves on, they will go into a frenzy, and pounce on the unsuspecting victim's hands savagely attacking with their pea fangs drawing blood.<br />This causes said peas to warm up and defrost but, as they are vampires, they are immortal and thus cannot be killed by mortal means such as boiling or the microwave oven.<br />A well fed vampire pea looks suspiciously like a marrowfat pea and tend to be lethargic when approached. <br />However, be aware they will instantly bite anything that come into contact with their body even if they have just fed.<br />It is a reflex action like wasp stings and snake bites.<br />At this time whilst they are lethargic, escaped vampire peas, if correctly handled, may be placed back into their packet where they will gradually digest the blood and thus become hard small, frozen green balls of deadly fury.<br />Not only do vampire peas bite as a reflex action, they can, in enough numbers, disable a fully grown adult by attacking the feet and getting underneath causing the victim to slip and slide and then fall to the ground whereupon the peas will attack and drain the victim completely.<br />They can sustain quite severe damage and in some cases have ended up being turned into mush but this doesn't make them safe. <br />In fact, said mushed peas (mushy peas) have learned to use protective armor and throw themselves at victims from great heights. <br />This causes the victim to become stunned and thus easy prey for the normal vampire pea.<br />Mint has been found to offer slight protection but again some species of the vampire pea have developed an immunity and have in one or two cases used it as an additional weapon in their armory.<br /><br />Tania Cadoganhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06511272355142175684noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7164794708270892518.post-30521548885084206642013-01-07T18:00:06.240-05:002013-01-07T18:00:06.240-05:00Trigger said...
Hobnobette,
Are you a writer also...<b>Trigger said...<br />Hobnobette,<br /><br />Are you a writer also?</b><br /><br />Hi trigger.<br />I am sort of.<br />I write children' stories which are also aimed at the inner child of grown ups.<br /><br />I also write the odd ode when i am after something (it invariably works when i have a complaint about a product since i make them smile rather than grumble due to me being nasty or shouting) or when i am being sarcastic about something.<br /><br /><b>Here is one wot i wrote a while back</b><br /><br />When I'm Cleaning Windows <br />George Formby <br />mangled by hobnob <br /><br />Now I go breaking windows to earn a dishonest bob <br />For a child abductor it's an interestin' job <br /><br />Now it's a job that just suits me <br />A child abductor you would be <br />If you can see what I can see <br />When I'm stealing children <br /><br />Abandoned children left alone <br />You should see them cry and moan <br />You'd be surprised at things i saw <br />When I'm stealing children <br /><br />In my profession I'll work hard <br />But I'll never stop <br />I'll climb this blinkin' ladder <br />Till I get right to the top <br /><br />The 3yr old, she looks divine <br />The twins are sleepin fine just fine <br />I'll grab the girl there's lots of time <br />When I'm stealing children <br /><br />Gerry & Jez standing by the wall <br />It's a wonder I don't fall <br />My mind's not on my work at all <br />When I'm stealing children <br /><br />I know a fella, such a w**ker <br />He has a thirst, can drain a tanker <br />I've seen him drink his bath as well <br />When I stole his daughter <br /><br />Oh, in my profession I'll work hard <br />But I'll never stop <br />I'll climb this blinkin' ladder <br />Till I get right to the top <br /><br />Pyjamas lyin' side by side <br />Sedated toddlers I have spied <br />I've often seen what goes inside <br />When I'm stealing children <br /><br />------ banjo ------ <br /><br />Now there's a famous talkie queen <br />Her name is Oprah mistress of the screen <br />She got the gruesomes to spin a tale <br />About when I stole the small female <br /><br />Kate pulls her hair all down behind <br />Then tells a porkie about her find <br />And after that pulls down the blind <br />'Cos I stole her daughter <br /><br />In my profession I'll work hard <br />But I'll never stop <br />I'll climb this blinkin' ladder <br />Till I get right to the top <br /><br />Dear old kate walks around the floor <br />She's so fed up, one day I'm sure <br />She'll drop the lies and tell us more <br />About her missing daughter <br /><br />When I'm Stealing children<br /><br />Tania Cadoganhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06511272355142175684noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7164794708270892518.post-40918742961827902822013-01-07T17:45:40.195-05:002013-01-07T17:45:40.195-05:00Hobnobette,
Are you a writer also?Hobnobette,<br /><br />Are you a writer also?Triggernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7164794708270892518.post-32480216605898420862013-01-07T17:28:03.844-05:002013-01-07T17:28:03.844-05:00Anonymous said...
Hobnob, one day is as a thousand...<b>Anonymous said...<br />Hobnob, one day is as a thousand years with God.</b><br /><br />Okay that's 6000 years explained away, care to explain the other 1449999000 years given the universe is 14,5 billion years old or 4499994000 years given the earth is 4.5 billion years old?<br /><br />How can i blaspheme against something i do not believe in and has never been proven to exist?<br />I am pretty sure if there was a god and i upset him with my humor he would smite me mightily and clearly so the world could see he is a vengeful god or is he actually showing his loving and forgiving side by allowing me to write as i wish since he allegedly created me.<br /><br />You tell me i am a mocker of god yet you still have not answered my simple question which is why do you need to believe in a god?<br />I have explained why i don't.<br /><br />I wonder what version of christianity you follow and what its teachings are in relation to other christian religions and also in regard to other religions in general that have a belief in a single deity or even multiple deities.<br /><br /><b>I will never discuss it with you again or read any more of your posts as I cannot bear someone blaspheming the Holy and all powerful God. Anger on my part? Absolutely not, we each have our own free will to make our choices and that includes you; simply there is nothing more you can ever say to me, or me to you, as I see you as being void of credibility,<br />totally in love with yourself, and a blind advocate for satan.</b><br />Anything in the negative is sensitive.<br />Since i do not believe in a god, by default, i also do not believe in satan.<br />I also love myself since in order to love others i have to love myself. <br /><br />Have a nice day, i still like you.Tania Cadoganhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06511272355142175684noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7164794708270892518.post-70594904318254752192013-01-07T16:12:22.411-05:002013-01-07T16:12:22.411-05:00Hobnob, one day is as a thousand years with God. ...Hobnob, one day is as a thousand years with God. If you had really read the Bible you would understand that and many more matters God reasonably and fully explains in the Bible so that there is no musunderstanding.<br /><br />Your version as stated above <br />is sickening to the core, not cute, not funny. You are a blasphemer and mocker of God <br />without justification and I will NEVER explain any of those demand answers you demand above, you being totally void of understanding with a deaf ear turned towards God. I or anyone else could turn blue and take our last breath trying to explain these things to you and they would still have no impact.<br /><br />I will never discuss it with you again or read any more of your posts as I cannot bear someone blaspheming the Holy and all powerful God. Anger on my part? Absolutely not, we each have our own free will to make our choices and that includes you; simply there is nothing more you can ever say to me, or me to you, as I see you as being void of credibility,<br />totally in love with yourself, and a blind advocate for satan.<br /><br />Obviously no God could have a part in your life as you think you are smarter than God, have no need of a God, admire and are in love with yourself. The pity of it all is, how badly deceived you are. I just feel sorry for those who might fall under your beliefs, influence <br />and may think you are right. THAT would be very sad. <br /><br />God have mercy on you and them; I certainly do feel sorry for you and others who fall under your persuasion and disbelief as you are going to learn a very hard lesson, the hard way; I'm afraid after it's too late. Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7164794708270892518.post-68853005137735589152013-01-07T15:04:30.618-05:002013-01-07T15:04:30.618-05:00Hobnobette
RoflHobnobette<br /><br />RoflJohn Mc Gowanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00430624388902099338noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7164794708270892518.post-3509631483697941102013-01-07T15:03:24.121-05:002013-01-07T15:03:24.121-05:00addendum
I am currently reading Dick Francis - Sh...addendum<br /><br />I am currently reading Dick Francis - Shattered, effective interviewing and interrogation techniques 3rd edition, Clive Cussler Plague Ship and Terry Pratchett - Wyrd sisters.<br /><br />I have read them all many times before although Shattered is one i haven't reread for a few years.<br />I decided to work my way through all my Dick Francis books, it is like pulling on a comfy well worn pair of slippers.<br /><br />The downside is i find i have to turn down my SA as i find myself circling pronouns and spotting certain words which seem to crop up in every book of his.<br /><br />I also decided i would have a gallop through my Cussler and Pratchett books. Pratchett for the humor and Cussler for unbelievable derring do and buckled swashing of a nautical kind.<br /><br />I am an avid reader and can get through a book in a day, i also have no problem picking up a story where i left off which is why i always have at least 2 books on the go according to my mood.Tania Cadoganhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06511272355142175684noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7164794708270892518.post-18499402785919003782013-01-07T14:53:05.963-05:002013-01-07T14:53:05.963-05:00Trigger said...
Hobnob,
Your version of the Creat...<b>Trigger said...<br />Hobnob,<br /><br />Your version of the Creation was humorous and witty. (I'm still cracking up laughing) <br /><br />In it you revealed that your domestic life was miserable and your marriage failed because your wife had a bad attitude and bad behavior.<br /><br />"The missus went back to her mother"<br /><br />So now, you can live happily ever after since she is gone for good. <br /><br />Have you read any other good books lately?</b><br /><br />Thanks, i am glad you enjoyed it, My NY resolution is to make at least one person smile each day.<br /><br />However, a couple of things.<br />I am female, a hobnobette<br />I am single having never married nor wanted to.<br />Tania Cadoganhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06511272355142175684noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7164794708270892518.post-77578791678461126142013-01-07T14:34:57.225-05:002013-01-07T14:34:57.225-05:00Hobnob,
Your version of the Creation was humorous...Hobnob,<br /><br />Your version of the Creation was humorous and witty. (I'm still cracking up laughing) <br /><br />In it you revealed that your domestic life was miserable and your marriage failed because your wife had a bad attitude and bad behavior.<br /><br />"The missus went back to her mother"<br /><br />So now, you can live happily ever after since she is gone for good. <br /><br />Have you read any other good books lately?Triggernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7164794708270892518.post-34655587958360560432013-01-07T14:33:08.586-05:002013-01-07T14:33:08.586-05:00AmenAmenJohn Mc Gowanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00430624388902099338noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7164794708270892518.post-12125603062031112962013-01-07T14:07:00.994-05:002013-01-07T14:07:00.994-05:00I have read the bible.
I read it because it was a ...I have read the bible.<br />I read it because it was a book and i was and still am an avid reader.<br /><br />Having read said book, i found it at best mildly amusing with said stories of doom, gloom and hellfire. (i am a loving and peaceful god who will smite you mightily if you piss me off) and at worst contradictory, hateful and discriminatory.<br /><br />I suggest you take the time to read <br /><br />By the way, you still haven't told me why you feel the need to belive in god. so far all you have done is tell me to read and believe in the bible. <br />You haven't told me why i should put my faith in a book that has been mistranslated, amended, typo'd and generally tinkered about with according to the authors own desires and society's demands.<br /><br />I don't believe in god since according to the bible in the beginning there was nothing.<br /><b>In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.</b><br />The obvious question is how did god come about?<br />You cannot have something from absolute nothing so there was something before god to make god, mom and dad god so to speak and so on down the line.<br /><br />Personally i believe in multiverses since one cannot expand into nothing, one has to expand into something,<br />I think it is eminently possible th bag bang occurred in one of two ways, either we are the result of what goes into a black hole and comes out the oter end, a white hole or, all universes are spheres and when two touch the resulting contact creates a new universe, it would also explain why our universe is expanding at a faster rate rather than slowing down, gravity attracts and it is plausible that surrounding universes are attracting ours towards them. ( i did email a couple of astrophysiscists in regard to this and am awaiting an answer)<br /><br />I also wonder how believers will explain god away when we find life on other planets since it is written he created man in his own image. A tad embarrassing when we meet an alien that looks more like an octopus with a bad case of chicken pox.<br /><br />As a matter of passing interest how do you get past the 6 days of creation, fossils and evolution?<br /><br /><b>Genesis according to Hobnob</b><br />In the beginning was the word, and the word was OW. <br />There were several other words as well but dictionaries hadn't been created yet. <br /><br />On the 2nd day the bandaid was created and also a sweary box.<br /><br />On the 3rd day god created light and saw that it was good.<br />The wife however, wanted to see the dark again. <br />The sweary box did runneth over.<br /><br />On the 4th day he created the heaven and the earth and the wife spent the rest of the day rearranging the earth. <br />God built a bigger sweary box and created ear plugs and saw that they were good.<br /><br />On the 5th day god created the seas and filled them with fish and saw they were good and spent the afternoon fishing. <br />The wife sulked and rearranged more earth. <br />God had to sleep on the couch.he saw this was not good.<br /><br />On the 6th day god created man, they got everywhere which ticked the wife off no end. <br />God went fishing, came home and saw the wife had reaaranged the earth a bit more. <br />He had to sleep in the shed, he saw this was really not good.<br /><br />On the 7th day god invented golf and bbq's and saw this was bloody amazing and why hadn't he thought of this first. <br />He gave up going home, built a nice big boat and lived happily ever after. <br />The missus went back to her mother,Tania Cadoganhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06511272355142175684noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7164794708270892518.post-50230499242590952942013-01-07T14:03:51.026-05:002013-01-07T14:03:51.026-05:00This comment has been removed by the author.Tania Cadoganhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06511272355142175684noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7164794708270892518.post-53427624918693892882013-01-07T13:37:27.547-05:002013-01-07T13:37:27.547-05:00We examine the principles of statement analysis, t...We examine the principles of statement analysis, then we understand it, when we see it works, then we believe it.<br /><br />We don't have to take a leap of faith to believe it once we understand it and see the results.<br /><br />Faith works differently. First we believe, then we see it works, we may or may not understand it.<br /><br /><br /><br />Triggernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7164794708270892518.post-81517656793576176092013-01-07T12:15:51.887-05:002013-01-07T12:15:51.887-05:00Hobnob, what this all boils down to is that you st...Hobnob, what this all boils down to is that you still have not read it for yourself, nor are you willing too! You can point out what this one believes and what that one believes and what you see them doing and not doing, including your mother's concepts, but none will satisfy what you seek until you seek it for yourself. <br /><br />You can question anything you want and anyone you want too; but until you pursue it for yourself, you will never come up with the answers you seek nor find acceptable answers to the questions you ask. There will always be another question, and another, and another, never finding or accepting the answers you seek. <br /><br />You cheat yourself by not looking into these matters for yourself; the Bible, chose one, any one, but study it for yourself. Therein, you will find the answers that no one can give you. Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com