Wednesday, November 27, 2013

Statement Analysis: SCAMS Defeated by SCAN



If only...

If only that Nigerian prince had contacted me earlier.  I could have given him my account number, let him park a cool 10 million in my account for a week or so, and I would have made $100,000 for nothing!  

If only I was George Anthony.  

It's fascinating and we will be looking at some upcoming ads and fraudulent attempts to steal in the upcoming weeks.  

There's lots of scams attempting to sell dogs..."Please help.  I am a foreign missionary and am going overseas soon, and cannot bring my beloved dog __________ (breed).  I must serve God, therefore, I give him to you for free!  He is champion bloodlines.  You, please, just pay for shipping."

Foreigners are foreign to themselves and do not call themselves such.  Remember, "we are a small foreign faction" that Patsy Ramsey comically wrote in her "ransom" note?

Here's one for you that is almost comically written with English as a second language.  Speaking of languages...

It reminds me of the Chinese joke going around Peking these days:

"What do you call someone who speaks two languages?  Bi-lingual. 
What do you call someone who speaks three languages?  Tri-lingual.
Well, what do you call someone who only speaks one language?

Answer:  American. "



"ATTN MY DEAR 

THIS IS TO BRING TO YOUR NOTICE THAT HAVE REGISTERED YOUR ATM-MASTER CARD WITH THE DHL COURIER COMPANY. AFTER SEVERAL ATTEMPT TO COMMUNICATE YOU PROVED ABORTIVE, I DECIDED TO REGISTER YOUR $2.5 MILLIONS USD (ATM-MASTER CARD) WITH DHL COURIER COMPANY. 

THE DELIVERY CHARGES HAS BEEN PAID BUT I DID NOT PAY THEIR OFFICIAL SECURITY KEEPING FEES SINCE THEY REFUSED. REASONS FOR THEIR REFUSAL WAS BECAUSE THEY DO NOT KNOW WHEN YOU ARE GOING TO CONTACT THEM BECAUSE THE KEEPING FEE IS $55 DOLLARS PER DAY. 

I DEPOSITED IT YESTERDAY 26TH, NOVEMBER 2013.

YOU ARE TO CONTACT THEM NOW TO AVOID INCREASE OF THEIR KEEPING FEE FOR THE IMMEDIATE DELIVERY OF YOUR ATM-MATER CARD 


CONTACTPERSON: REV.DOUGLAS ILECHI
DHL DIRECTOR GENERAL ( GHANA REP)
EMAIL: (dhl_unit.office@sify.com )
EMAIL: (dhl_unit.office@sify.com )

THIS ARE THE INFORMATION REQUIRED FOR EASY DELIVERY OF YOUR ATM-MATER CARD. 

1.YOUR FULL NAME_____
2.YOUR HOME ADDRESS______
3.YOUR HOME AND CELL NUMBER____

MEANWHILE, THE SECURITY KEEPING FEE OF $55 SHOULD BE SET TO THE DHL CASHIER DEPARTMENT WITH THE UNDERSIGNED INFORMATION BELOW AND ONCE I RECEIVE YOUR URGENT REPLY WE SHALL PROVIDE YOU THE INFORMATION WHERE TO SEND US THE $55.


INFORM ME AS SOON AS YOU RECEIVE YOUR CARD DO LET ME KNOW OK 

BEST REGARD AND GOD BLESS 
MRS VERONICA .U "

18 comments:

dadgum said...

We had some fun with a phone scammer yesterday. When he identified himself as being from 'Microsoft technical department', and was calling about the pc owned by the person at this phone number, we were on! I placed him on speaker phone, and we all listened as I questioned, and he attempted to convince. lolol

There are many online scams..people in foreign countries promising top dollar for livestock..all the way to new antique tractor parts.

Hobnob said...

I get some amazing ones, if i am nice i delte them after reporting them as phisisging, if i am not so nice i pass them on to a group thaat play with them and if i am mean i sign their email address up to every naughty site and scam email address i can find mwahahahahahahahah

SconnyGirl said...

OT -
As we have stated before.
Drugs and Children do not mix.


Morrissey is the mother of 10-year-old Lyric Cook Morrissey, who disappeared July 13, 2012, while riding her bike with her cousin, Elizabeth Collins, 8. the case remains unsolved.

http://qctimes.com/news/state-and-regional/iowa/mother-of-missing-cousin-arrested-for-meth/article_30fdb71c-56ae-11e3-9f0f-0019bb2963f4.html

Hobnob said...
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Hobnob said...

My bro and i often get calls from 'microsoft tech department' callers.

Like me, he has an evil sense of humor, as a result we do this when they call


Phone calls from PC Care 24/7

Why not do this?

They called me just a moment ago and some poor indian call center script reader started his spiel
after his initial flurry of gibberish he asked me to press the ctrl key on the left of my keyboard

Me: is that my left or your left
This ran around for a good minute

Next came the request for the R key

Me: can you spell that for me
please

Again a couple of mins to get round this part

Next came the call for the windows key

Me: i am sorry i dont have a windows key

Yes you have

me: no i haven't, my windows have arms not a key

Next was what can you see on your screen ?

Me: not sure, its all in braille

Again this carried on for a good couple of mins

Finally, once you have done that can you run?

Me: sorry i can't run i am in a wheelchair with legs like a babys arm

At this point i started to ask for the supervisor and then suddenly they hung up

I dont know why :)

dadgum said...

oh hobs..sounds like us! my left or yours..no 'control', just ctrl..and look! there's two!!!
'flag' key? microsoft key? say what??? lolol
r..r?? are, or r?? (here in the south, some dialects say 'ara', that throws them for a loop..
Then I say I've a blue screen. This goes on..him saying no techs locally are qualified. I"M not qualified, why am I doing???lol
Poor fella..

dadgum said...

I told one something was interfacing with my chair..now running circles. I was getting dizzy..does he know the number for wheelchair tech support?? rofl
'click'

dadgum said...

No point in analyzing anything out of the White House lately..this healthcare mess just sent us into medical bankruptcy..(getting a soon to be uninsured migraine)

Hobnob said...

O0o you naughty'Gum so much fun though :)

dadgum said...

great minds, hobs...
Happy Thanksgiving!!
(I got here partly through a bunch of brothers from Woolverton with a land grant..glad someone showed them what to eat)

Hobnob said...

Happy thanks giving 'Gum and happy thanksgiving one and all

dadgum said...

indeed..
:o)

Lemon said...

You all are twisted :)
Happy Thanksgiving!

Anonymous said...

Some of you need to learn how to use a whistle. Very simple: You get a call from a telephone solicitor, a scammer, a bad debt collector, an obscene caller, an insignificant other that you are forever finished with?

Blow the damned whistle in their ear as hard as you can; I'll guarantee you, they will NOT call back. If they do it will be from a newbie the caller handed the call over too, or an auto telephonic call. Just keep blowing, it will be recorded; that is, if you stay on the line that long, but what nitwit would?

Why converse with someone you want rid of? Get a whistle for cryin' out loud!

dadgum said...

party pooper..

Hobnob said...

I like to play games with them either a la my post when i get microsoft persons calling or i turn up my SA and let them do their spiel..

After i have answered and they have introduced themselves i ask what they are trying to sell and then my fun begins.

Often they will claim to be not selling anything and doing a survey. I listen and point out all the deception as they speak, once i am done i thank them, assuming they haven't hungup on me, for letting me practice on them and then i suggest they tell the truth not fib, they get better results that way. I also use it a lot when i am roving, it's fun and educational for me to analyse on the hoof.

Anonymous said...

Hobnob said...
....and if i am mean i sign their email address up to every naughty site and scam email address i can find mwahahahahahahahah

November 27, 2013 at 1:32 PM

Thanks for giving us another little peak into your true character. A word to the wise is sufficient.

Anonymous said...

SCAMS defeated by Words of Truth Forensic, ( defined:The God given way deceit sounds to the average person untrained in SA)

The college kid that stapled his lips together made a statement with framed words. Paraphrased…I want everyone to know…that I'm going to do my best…to get away with this. These framed words gave me a moment of Words of Truth Forensics. Jesus shows us this form of SA.

George Zimmermann's written statement is an example of Words of Truth Forensics, GZ's use of the word "suspect" in reference to Trayvon Martin gave many average people a WTF moment.

God equipted us all with the ability to discern truth, He sent His Son here to show us the Way. It's free, it's the basis of all SA.

I understand that many were taken in by a SCAM where they were instructed to sit in a room and endlessly circle pronouns. How Mengalian! People always call each other out on changing pronouns during conversation, we all listen to pronouns, this is common.