If only that Nigerian prince had contacted me earlier. I could have given him my account number, let him park a cool 10 million in my account for a week or so, and I would have made $100,000 for nothing!
If only I was George Anthony.
It's fascinating and we will be looking at some upcoming ads and fraudulent attempts to steal in the upcoming weeks.
There's lots of scams attempting to sell dogs..."Please help. I am a foreign missionary and am going overseas soon, and cannot bring my beloved dog __________ (breed). I must serve God, therefore, I give him to you for free! He is champion bloodlines. You, please, just pay for shipping."
Foreigners are foreign to themselves and do not call themselves such. Remember, "we are a small foreign faction" that Patsy Ramsey comically wrote in her "ransom" note?
Here's one for you that is almost comically written with English as a second language. Speaking of languages...
It reminds me of the Chinese joke going around Peking these days:
"What do you call someone who speaks two languages? Bi-lingual.
What do you call someone who speaks three languages? Tri-lingual.
Well, what do you call someone who only speaks one language?
Answer: American. "
"ATTN MY DEAR THIS IS TO BRING TO YOUR NOTICE THAT HAVE REGISTERED YOUR ATM-MASTER CARD WITH THE DHL COURIER COMPANY. AFTER SEVERAL ATTEMPT TO COMMUNICATE YOU PROVED ABORTIVE, I DECIDED TO REGISTER YOUR $2.5 MILLIONS USD (ATM-MASTER CARD) WITH DHL COURIER COMPANY. THE DELIVERY CHARGES HAS BEEN PAID BUT I DID NOT PAY THEIR OFFICIAL SECURITY KEEPING FEES SINCE THEY REFUSED. REASONS FOR THEIR REFUSAL WAS BECAUSE THEY DO NOT KNOW WHEN YOU ARE GOING TO CONTACT THEM BECAUSE THE KEEPING FEE IS $55 DOLLARS PER DAY. I DEPOSITED IT YESTERDAY 26TH, NOVEMBER 2013. YOU ARE TO CONTACT THEM NOW TO AVOID INCREASE OF THEIR KEEPING FEE FOR THE IMMEDIATE DELIVERY OF YOUR ATM-MATER CARD CONTACTPERSON: REV.DOUGLAS ILECHI DHL DIRECTOR GENERAL ( GHANA REP) EMAIL: (firstname.lastname@example.org ) EMAIL: (email@example.com ) THIS ARE THE INFORMATION REQUIRED FOR EASY DELIVERY OF YOUR ATM-MATER CARD. 1.YOUR FULL NAME_____ 2.YOUR HOME ADDRESS______ 3.YOUR HOME AND CELL NUMBER____ MEANWHILE, THE SECURITY KEEPING FEE OF $55 SHOULD BE SET TO THE DHL CASHIER DEPARTMENT WITH THE UNDERSIGNED INFORMATION BELOW AND ONCE I RECEIVE YOUR URGENT REPLY WE SHALL PROVIDE YOU THE INFORMATION WHERE TO SEND US THE $55. INFORM ME AS SOON AS YOU RECEIVE YOUR CARD DO LET ME KNOW OK BEST REGARD AND GOD BLESS MRS VERONICA .U "