Tuesday, April 16, 2013

North Korea Warns: We Will Attack Without Warning



Someone's feelings are hurt.  Somebody needs a hug.  

"The supreme command of the Korean People's Army Tuesday issued an ultimatum to the South Korean puppet group," Pyongyang's official news agency, KCNA, said.

Threatening that it would not give any advance notice before attacking South Korea, the North warned: "Our retaliatory action will start without any notice from now."

North Korea said it was responding to insults from the "puppet authorities" in the South, who yesterday held a rally against the North in Seoul.

Anti-North Korea protesters burnt effigies of past and present leaders of the secretive state while the North celebrated the 101st anniversary of its founder's birth.
 Anti-North Korea protesters burn effigies of Kim Jong-un in Seoul
Branding the rally a "monstrous criminal act," the North warned "all the service personnel and people of the DPRK are simmering with towering resentment" towards the South.

"Our retaliatory action will start without any notice from now as such thrice-cursed criminal act of hurting the dignity of the supreme leadership of the DPRK is being openly committed in the heart of Seoul under the patronage of the puppet authorities."

"The DPRK's revolutionary armed forces will start immediately their just military actions to show how the service personnel and people of the DPRK value and protect the dignity of the supreme leadership."

"The military demonstration of the DPRK's revolutionary armed forces will be powerful sledge-hammer blows at all hostile forces hurting the dignity of the supreme leadership of the DPRK."
 North Korea celebrated the 101st anniversary of its founder's birth yesterday
People of the DPRK are simmering with towering resentment
KCNA
The renewed threats came a day after U.S. Secretary of State John Kerry urged the regime in Pyongyang to halt its nuclear program and tame its fiery rhetoric if it wants to hold talks.

However, today the North responded by saying "if the puppet authorities truly want dialogue and negotiations, they should apologize for all anti-DPRK hostile acts, big and small, and show the compatriots their will to stop all these acts in practice."

The Secretary of State's visit followed weeks of dramatic threats by Kim Jong Un's regime, including that of a nuclear strike on the United States and South Korea.

24 comments:

Coughing said...

We will attack South Korea is what was said.

Coughing said...

I don't think 'little fatty' gets the irony of his statements. Please, then, stop warning. We are sick of you and your inadequacy.

Baggage Claim said...

We warn you....that we will not warn you...

I am new to statement analysis, and obviously I need more coffee.

Lemon said...

Welcome aboard Baggage Claim. Hobnob should be by with donuts soon :)

Hobnob said...

Lemon said...
Welcome aboard Baggage Claim. Hobnob should be by with donuts soon :)

April 16, 2013 at 8:57 AM


~wipes mouth and fingers~

What donuts where?

Jen said...

My mother in law is convinced that the marathon bombing yesterday was N. Korea. I asked what sense that would make to set off amateurish terrorist type bombs since they are threatening 'nuclear war'? Didn't make a difference...she is convinced.

(I am not downplaying the seriousness of the marathon bombing, any bomb is a terrible bomb...but it obviously wouldn't suggest good strategy or power on lil' Kim's part)

Dee said...

Hobs...You ate all the donuts? :*(

North Korea is doing this because Jr. got his feelings hurt. They're trying to show he's a big bad tough guy but it's not working. It's coming across as whining. I agree, someone does need a hug. (and maybe a donut)

notamuser said...

haha Baggage Claim, my thoughts exactly. I do hope it's another round of posturing.

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Jen said...

"Our retaliatory action will start WITHOUT ANY NOTICE FROM NOW as such thrice-cursed criminal act of hurting the dignity of the supreme leadership of the DPRK is being openly committed in the heart of Seoul under the patronage of the puppet authorities."

"The DPRK's revolutionary armed forces will start immediately their just military actions to show how the service personnel and people of the DPRK value and protect the dignity of the supreme leadership."

"The military demonstration of the DPRK's revolutionary armed forces will be powerful sledge-hammer blows at all hostile forces hurting the dignity of the supreme leadership of the DPRK."
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-Hmmm, so after THIS notice, there will be no more notice? Thanks for the notice, that you won't be giving notice.

-Also thanks for the heads up that 'hurting the dignity' of the 'supreme leadership' is a thrice-cursed criminal act. I had no idea, lol!

-And also, thanks for the healthy dose of irony.
'Supreme leader' of communist country refers to others as 'puppets'.

-So, I guess that in lil' Kim's opinion, all of N. Korea's DPRK are NOT puppets. No,no, no...they are immediately starting 'just military action' and they are ready to die (while delivering 'sledge hammer' blows to all who dare 'hurt the dignity of the supreme leadership')...just because 'dear leader' is SSSOOOOO special to them, on a personal level. His squashed ego is upsetting enough for them to leave their children orphaned, and lay down their lives to show how much they value his dignity. Puppets?

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Sus said...

I hate that anyone has to kowtow to that spoiled brat just because he may have nuclear warheads.

I want to send him to time-out. He acts like a 2-year old that just learned the power of saying "no."

And I have a serious question. Does anyone else here burst out laughing at the clip of him moving his pointer over the map...more like waving it aimlessly? I could play that over and over for my comic relief! :)

Pineapple said...

LOLOLOLOLOL
"North Korea Warns: We Will Attack Without Warning"

and

"Someone's feelings are hurt. Someone needs a hug."

I literally LOL'ed.

This makes my dreary depressing Tuesday a bit better.

Lemon said...

Somebody does need a hug.

Hobs, since you ate all the donuts, you get to volunteer. You're 4'14" and will do nicely. Get your passport in order and dust off your suitcase. The world needs you!

Red Ryder said...

There were donuts? Late as usual! Grumble, grumble....
Re:KJU-He's hoping the US DOESN't think he had anything to do with the Boston bombing. NK wants money, concessions and apparently hugs for supreme leader is my guess:)
I will settle for cookies since *someone* ate all the donuts!

Anonymous said...

Fatty

Excruciating Headache said...

Remember that not all languages have verb tenses. Therefore, "we attack", "we are attacking" and "we will attack" all might be translated the same way. Kind of like "hope for" and "wait for" from Spanish to English and back.

Similarly, "We warn you that we will not warn you" could be translated as "We are telling you in very stern language that we will not let you know that attack is imminent."

Am I extrapolating insanely? Yes.

And I just finished the last of the coffee. The donuts were already gone when I arrived.

acme said...

Jen, I was going to say, 'butt hurt,' but really, your post is just very, perfect. Well done.

Didsomeonesaypuppets?Yay! said...

Maybe their idea of attack is we will say mean things about you. Without warning! Puppets! Ha! Gotcha! Thrice cursed! Haha, incoming! Didn't see it, did ya? Crimmmiiinnnaaalllssss!!! Take that!
Totally distracting them with warhead chit chat when all along they were just sending notes across the border saying, 'North Korea doesn't like South Korea anymore.'

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